Welcome to all those who love the Cucumber!

The Church of the Mighty Cucumber has been providing a unique brand of cucumber-themed worship for over three decades. 

Our congregation is made up of people from all walks of life who share a common love of cucumbers. We believe that the cucumber is a sacred vegetable and a powerful symbol of life and fertility. In our church, the cucumber is revered as a holy object and used in all of our ceremonies and rituals. 

If you are looking for a spiritual home where you can celebrate your love of cucumbers, then we invite you to come and worship with us.